Shorts.XXX
Shorts here is a TikTok porn site and not a porn site about short thots tangling with boners that are longer than them and their entire lineage! The “Shorts” name refers to the fact that on TikTok porn sites, XXX videos usually have short runtimes and you can browse through them at speed, just like you would do browse through the short clips that TikTok is famous for. Ain’t never got a TikTok account? Then you have missed out on some really rad trending dances, gossip, softcore shows, nipple slips, and that kind of stuff and should just go into the deserted barn on your property and sob, with a fleshlight/stroker on the end of your cock, of course!
Here is my Shorts. XXX review. Read this and weep shortly after pouring a cum shot into a twerking slit!
TikTok Porn Sites Got A Short Punch!
Shorts.XXX most definitely looks the part and it has an intuitive, and solid design. This place is well laid out and using it is bound to be the peachiest breeze ever! Just be aware that it doesn’t have the depth or sophistication to compare with the likes of XVideos or Pornhub.
The Shorts homepage is blacker than y’all burnt buttholes and dominated by a video of a chick with legs spread and a man’s hand touching her panties-clad cooch. The guy massaged that pussy like it had been complaining of toothache, slid the panties aside, and expertly fingered the wet slit I was staring googly-eyed at. I was half expecting him to stick his fist in, pull out her liver and offer her a bite, but that didn’t happen.
This particular video had a runtime of around 2 minutes and with this being TikTok porn, there were options at the right of the video to rate it, leave comments, share it, flag it, mute and unmute it, and that kind of thing. The only thing missing was an option to have Divasumi2 -the girl in the video- poke her cooch out of my PC screen and let me lick it a bit and then buff it with some sandpaper!
Incidentally, the homepage always has a video at the left dominating the whole place and grabbing the most attention. And this video is constantly replaced.
User options on Shorts.XXX are slapped on both sides of the homepage. On the right is a search menu, as well as content thumbnails arranged three abreast. You can scroll down these thumbnails near endlessly and whichever you click will start playing on the left of the screen. Videos here play automatically and you don’t generally need to click any Play button to get them doing their thing. There are also arrows on both sides of the homepage that let you move from one video to the next. That’s if clicking the Up and Down arrow button on your PC, or using the scroll wheel on your mouse is not something you wanna do.
Plus there are sign up and login links at the left of the homepage, as well as Trending, Newest, Popular, Best Rated, and Random tabs. Below these are options to choose from straight, gay, or trans porn, plus a list of tags like 18 Years Old, Amateur, Anal, Big Ass, Cock, Jiggle, Sucking, and Young. Them tags are arranged alphabetically and the number of videos in each tag is stated. Tits, Wet, Titty Drop, Teen, Pussy, Petite, Natural, MILF, Fuck, Cute, Cum, Cock, Big Tits, Boobs, Ass, and Amateur had the most stuff at the time of this review and from that, no one needs to tell you that the fuckers who visit this place have a hella massive but understandable fascination for tiddies, and the MILFs that typically carry them heavy suckers!
Thinking of getting a membership card here? Well, membership is free and members get to upload content, and add stuff to their list of favorites. They can also rate and comment on content and follow those creators whose content is on Shorts.XXX. But they cannot directly message other members and tell them all about the oak tree woody they got in their panties that need to get stuck in someone’s gullet before the end of today!
Also, I do gotta note that there were a few user options on this site that were present but failed to do their advertised work at the time of this review. That makes Shorts.XXX feel like a work in progress. But then, we are all works in progress and daily plugging into tight virgin snatches does a lot to turn us into finished products!
The Short and Long Of It!
Stuff here is seriously short and most videos are a few seconds long. But then, that’s what TikTok porn sites are known for.
Thankfully though, the vast majority of content here shows nudity and sexual acts and not just softcore nonsense of chicks showing off their underwear collection. So, if you came here to wank, there’s a good chance your labors are not gonna be in vain and your eyeballs are gonna see some serious entertainment!
Now, one of the biggest issues here is that you cannot watch videos in full screen. That makes for a dreadful lack of immersiveness.
Videos here are also not dated and cannot be fast-forwarded. They play how they like and there’s nothing about them that you can alter to your taste. That said, you can always right-click and save any video and watch it on full screen on your PC or TV.
What ThePornGuy Thinks of Shorts
This TikTok porn site is a bit better than most of its ilk. But it still largely fails to impress and you should visit only if you have a TikTok porn site addiction, or Dirty Harry has a magnum hand cannon pointed at your head and needs a good wank outta your hide before he lets you go home to mama!